The Funniest Thing I've Read in Ages

Why Females Should Avoid a 'Girls Night Out' After They are Married!

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls".
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise"!

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed...
3 cuckoos + 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos...MIDNIGHT!

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, "midnight".

He didn't seem mad at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock".

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then said, "oh, shit",
cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled,
cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted".

I'm laughing out loud really! I got this in an email from a friend...a married girlfriend.
I tried to find the source for you, and to give credit where it's due; but, when I 'googled' it, I found it everywhere with no one taking or giving credit. So here it is. Enjoy! :>))